chapters1-2

                               The watsons go to Birmingham.


Chapter1
       This chapter is called And you wonder why we get called the weird Watsons .  In their  state it is called the ice box you can tell why in this chapter. So they were all on the couch huddling in a blanket.  that is how cold it is.  So then dad started the hole hambone  thing kind of like this you kids could be warm right now but you would have lumpy heads.  So they called their aunt because she had a brand new heater.  She said they could come over. So the two brothers went out to scrap the brown bomer and Byron was goofing around looking in the mirror.  He was kissing his self in the mirror and he got stuck they tried hot water that just made it worse of course dad was cracking up. They ended up just pulling him off.Then Kenny was teasing Byron.

Chapter 2
        This chapter is called Give my regards to Clark, Poindexter
This  chapter is at school.   Byron is the third oldest at the school.  So one day he (Byron) said that Larry Dunn could be the king of the kindergarten through fourth grade.  That was only cause Byron didn't care about them.  Kenny got put in a lot of different rooms mostly at reading time.  One day he got put in Byron's room and he did not behave very well.  So the teacher got mad.  So Kenny read to them and then after school Byron went a little nuts.  And also helped Kenny with his lasy eye.
The next day on the bus the driver stopped for a person for the first time.  That was because they were new.