chapters7-10

Chapter 7
By comes in the house and mama smelled a rat.  Mama found that By had a conk!!  Mama said that By was in daddy's mercy.  Mama was all calm.  Mama thought that By looked like a bozo.  Then Kenny was teasing By.  Then Joey is like lets go wash it out come on By.  By says "it does not wash out"
Then dad finds out and By is deep trouble.  Then his dad buzz cut his hair!!!!

chapter 8
They were getting all this stuff for the brown bomber.  The car gets a record player.And they all listen to it to much they listen to it over half of the time!!!! Byron gets a trip to Birmingham.  He is pretty bummed about it to.Dad says that Grandma Sands is really mean or dose not put up with things that By would do.

 chapter 9
 Kenny wakes up and is relieved that he dose not have to go to school.  Kenny dose not understand why By has to go  to  Birmingham.   So dad explains it to him and then Kenny asked "is it to late to go get the Yakety Yack.  Now everybody is ready to go to Birmingham.  Mom has every thing planned out then By gives Kenny a finger that he might regret later on.  So Kenny gets back how many cows you counted?  How about red cars?  By answered none.  Kenny surprised with By's answer got back again Have you counted your mouth lately lip less wonder?

chapter 10

   They get to a rest stop and they all have to go.  Kenny goes first. He finds out that it is a out house.  By and Kenny do not like out houses.  All they got to do is eat and go to the rest room.   No body liked the cool aid very much but it was Kenny's turn to have peanut butter and jelly so he had to drink a little because mom putts to much peanut butter on the sand  witches.  And By found out that Grandma Sands has a out house.  On the way to Grandma Sands house they fought over who would hold Joey's head Kenny got stuck with drool in his pants.  So mom made By hold Joey's head.  So dad decided to drive all night long all the way to grandma Sands house!!!! and all most got them lost!!!!!!!!!!!!! On  the rest of the way to Grandma Sands house they all had their hands out the window. 

chap[ters 5-6

chapter 5

      Mama caught By again!!!! So mama had to she made a promise that if he did it again she would have to .  Joey said that he would not do it again mama gave him one more chance.   But he got caught again here is how it went.  Kenny caught him first.  Then mama heard the toilet flush like a million times.  She must of wondered why because the next thing Kenny knew mama had the door down on the floor.   She had caught By red handed.  Then she tried to to burn him like she said she would.  But Joey got there first.  She would not  let mama do  this to By.  They had a talk about why mama had to do this.  In the end of the chapter By learned his lesson not to play with matches. 

chapter 6

Kenny and By have to go to the store.  Then they start to think that they are on the welfare list.   Kenny finds out that there not on the welfare list.  It just means that their dad is going to pay all at once.  But By didn't know that so he went and bought a bunch of cookies.  In the ally By was being all nice about the cookies Kenny looked in the bag he was being nice because he had all ready eaten a bag and a half. By threw some cookies at the bird and he killed it !!!!!And then it seemed like two seconds later By started throwing up.  He threw a rotten apple at Kenny.  And then he gave Kenny a big old whack. 
He  had actually built a grave for it.  

the sun

This is a solar flare.                          

   • The sun contains 99.85% of the mass in the solar system.

   • They say the sun is half way through it's lifetime.

   • The sun is 149.60 million kilometers away.

   • At the sun's core  it is about 27 million degrees F.

   •A person that weighs 150 pounds would way 4,200 lbs. on the sun.

   • The gravity on the sun is 28 times more than on earth.

   • All planets orbit counter clock wise .

   • The sun rotates on it's axis about once every 26 days

Chapters 3-4

                                              The Watsons  go to Birmingham - 1963
Chapter  3
      Kenny gets a new kid in his class.  His name is Rufus Fry.  The teacher puts him next to Kenny.  He followed Kenny every where.  At lunch they talked about what Rufus's old home is like and what he did.   Then Kenny met Rufus's little brother Cody.  After a few days Rufus found out where Kenny lives.  After that he came over to play.  Kenny thought that it was more fun than playing with L J.  That was probably because L J stole his dinosaurs.  Then Rufus got mad at Kenny because he was laughing at him.
 Then they became friends again.  

 Chapter 4
      The next day Kenny's little sister (Joey) was complaining about how she had to weir a  bunch of cloths.  Kenny didn't like it either because he had to go to her room and help her.  Then Joey asked " why don't we see frozen people ".  Byron said "Because there are fake garbage trucks and they go around and pick up frozen people off the streets.  A few days later Kenny came home and told mama that he had hurt Rufus's feelings.

chapters1-2

                               The watsons go to Birmingham.


Chapter1
       This chapter is called And you wonder why we get called the weird Watsons .  In their  state it is called the ice box you can tell why in this chapter. So they were all on the couch huddling in a blanket.  that is how cold it is.  So then dad started the hole hambone  thing kind of like this you kids could be warm right now but you would have lumpy heads.  So they called their aunt because she had a brand new heater.  She said they could come over. So the two brothers went out to scrap the brown bomer and Byron was goofing around looking in the mirror.  He was kissing his self in the mirror and he got stuck they tried hot water that just made it worse of course dad was cracking up. They ended up just pulling him off.Then Kenny was teasing Byron.

Chapter 2
        This chapter is called Give my regards to Clark, Poindexter
This  chapter is at school.   Byron is the third oldest at the school.  So one day he (Byron) said that Larry Dunn could be the king of the kindergarten through fourth grade.  That was only cause Byron didn't care about them.  Kenny got put in a lot of different rooms mostly at reading time.  One day he got put in Byron's room and he did not behave very well.  So the teacher got mad.  So Kenny read to them and then after school Byron went a little nuts.  And also helped Kenny with his lasy eye.
The next day on the bus the driver stopped for a person for the first time.  That was because they were new.